Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!