Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...