Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...