Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...