What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...