The number twelve goes to a bar
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Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
My daughter is your reward
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Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...