Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...