Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...