Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...