10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...