What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...