Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...