Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!