Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...