The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...