Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...