First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...