Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...