Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.