20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!