Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...