Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...