Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...