Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...