Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....