There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...