Time for the wedding
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Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...