Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...