Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...