Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...