A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...