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A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
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The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...