Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...