Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...