Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...