What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...