Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...