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I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
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At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Heaven Help Us
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Soldiers in Heaven
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When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Froglights!
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