How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...