Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...