A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...