Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...