Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...