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What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
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Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...