The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...