And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....