Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...