When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...