Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...