A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger