Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.